Today I had a potentially embarrassing GM sort of thing happen. I was walking along doing one of my duties at work (out on the street. I noticed a van pull up to let someone out of the front passenger side. When the door opened, I noticed it was a LG of about 8. She had a school dress on that came up to about mid-thigh. As she twisted around to get out, I couln't help but see up the dress to her underwear. What I didn't see was the crack in the sidewalk that was about 2 inches higher than the previous slab of concrete. I clipped it with my foot and almost ended up flat on my face. Luckily I didn't fall, so I kept on walking. I don't know if they noticed my stumble or not. I could just imagine what would have happened if I had fallen;

Mother: are you all right?
Me: yeah, I'm OK.
Mother: didn't you see the crack in the sidewalk?
Me: no, I was distracted by your daughters panties.
Mother- slaps me across the face

God Of Thunder