Naw, there's a lot of us...

...although...

Is there no one else who has about the same emotional reaction to the growth of breasts as they do to the growth of mold on an otherwise good loaf of bread?

IMO, *growth* is just fine - it's that 'okay, grown, getting bigger now' that's, well...

No.

Anything one cannot wrap one's tongue around is solely useful for nursing someone who is developing into quite the attractive individual.

But no, dawg - there's a lot of fools like you...