Cannot Be Done, I'm Sorry

Many people have requested this in the past for various reasons (leaving GC, regretting they ever posted here, etc). And every single time, we have to tell them the same thing I'm about to tell you.

It simply isn't possible. Even if we were willing to delete every post you've ever made (which would also delete every response to every post you've ever made) or edit them so that they become blank, it would still not remove your posts from Google's cache (not to mention other search engines) or from the Internet Archive (archive.org). Even if that were not an obstacle, the technical aspect of removing each and every one of your posts is not a simple matter.

In short, it can not and will not be done. Also, as far as removing you as a member, that is something we also *never* do. Usernames do not get deleted, ever.

My advice to you on your current situation is to flat-out deny that the pedophile "[your name here]" is not you. If a family Google's you and asks you about it, say "whoa, hey, that's not ME!" Todd says you have a common name, so that should be helpful.

Good luck, Emo.

-BB