what an officious security guard - presumably drunk on illusions of power.
being a retail security guard must be soul-destroying although some guards obviously enjoy what's going to be their only opportunity in life to exercise authority.
...when grammar school girl Hannah Gilbert, 12, popped into Boots on only her second trip into town by herself, she thought nothing of painting a single thumb with nail polish to see how it looked.
But her shopping expedition turned into a nightmare when a security guard suddenly appeared and told her that if she failed to buy the product she would be guilty of theft...