Re: Pass the Utopia. And keep going.

On the other hand, since 20% of the general population is primarily attracted to pre-pubescent children (har har), we could easily take over a block of about 10 contiguous states in the U.S. (I'm thinking Florida to Virginia to Tennessee to Mississippi), several countries in Europe, several of the former soviet countries, and several in South America, then have our own trade federation and mutual defense pacts. The only problem with this plan is that the figure of 20% is ridiculously laughable.