Pitcairn and Fletcher Christian

Hi MP,

Actually Pitcairn is NOWHERE near Britain...thousands of miles away in fact. It's a tropical Island in the South Pacific. Coordinates are roughly 25 South and 130.25 West, and is situated between South America and New Zealand. It is famous for Fletcher Christian's mutiny of the bounty. The natives, Christian and his descendants considered it their own Island, defying Britain's claim to it ever since, it's a situation similar to the disputation of the Falklands. Christian eventually realised that he had nothing in common with Britain's uptight self oppressed culture and found something far more liberating in a completely different part of the world away from Britain's reach.

A few years ago some pom bitch infiltrated the island and found out that there was 'under age' sex going on...of course being a moaning grassing shit stirring pom, she spilled the beans back home in Britain....so the shit hit the fan and this lead to the Pitcairn sex furore which involved a big persecutive Salem witch trials court case. This resulted in several people there being persecuted and finally indicted by the draconian judgment of British law. It gained huge media publicity. Bunches of pom and New Zealand police and lawyers practically stormed into the island, trampled down the gates and half the island was all of a sudden up on 'paedophilia' charges (which of course the Pitcairners had practically no conceptualization of at all of this newly-founded and extraneous morality). One self righteous arrogant prick of a lawyer from New Zealand had at one point dictated "we don't CARE if they believe what they are doing is acceptable; the 'fact' is it's totally unacceptable for 'under age sex' in ANY place, ANY circumstance, ANY time, ANY culture". He was s a total pontificating CUNT! I felt like smashing my fist right through the television set into his fuckin face. X-(

Some believe that this was treacherously caused by a jealous Britain which had an ulterior motive of seizing the island for itself to develop and populate.