although, of course, bodyguards need to be routinely and regularly plethysmographically tested - to make sure they haven't succumbed to pedo-fantasies.
Ask your average 12-year-old girl to model something from her mother's wardrobe and you'd get an eye-rolling thanks but no thanks.
But then how many girls get the chance to play dress-ups with Madonna's fashion collection?
Her daughter Lourdes, who is showing a keen interest in designer style, is more than happy to wear her mum's designer cast-offs...