How about the 290 blues

Fell in love with my Marvalene
Started slappin the skins
Found out she was thirteen
Judge slapped me with 5 to 10

Now people don' want me round no kids
Ain't seen a job
My mugshot gots me on the skids
And everyone says I'm a filthy, nasty, rotten, low-down, good-for-nothing slob

I got the 290 blues
Yeah all cause of my mojo
She said she was 25 and she lied
Now I got the 290 blues

My house was burned to the ground
My car got egged
Can't afford gas to get around
So I sit on the curb and beg

I got the 290 blues
Yeah all cause of my mojo
She said she was 25 and she lied
Now I got the 290 blues

When I get to heaven
Gonna walk up to little Megan
Point my finger and start tellin
About how she causin' all this hatin'

I got the 290 blues
Yeah all cause of my mojo
She said she was 25 and she lied
Now I got the 290 blues

All right guys start the bronx cheer - LOL!