you might be a pedophile if...

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you might be a pedophile if...

Posted by madpenguin on 2008-October-19 08:03:08 EDT, Sunday

apologies to Jeff Foxworthy.

You might be a pedophile if...

all the supermodel posters on your bedroom walls are of women under the age of 12.

your typical first date is a trip to an amusement park.

the phrase "candy is dandy but liquor is quicker" ceases to apply.

you give an A in Driver's Ed in exchange for an A in Sex Ed.

Who am I kidding, I'm no comic. I'm sure you can come up with some funny stuff, tho.

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wait, more. - Agent X-Ray on 2008-October-20 17:50:33 EDT, Monday - (0 / 0 / 0)
Re: you might be a pedophile if... - The Phantom on 2008-October-20 00:44:02 EDT, Monday - (0 / 0 / 0)
Re: you might be a pedophile if... - Tallguy on 2008-October-19 23:39:39 EDT, Sunday - (1 / 0 / 0)
Re: you might be a pedophile if... - Dante on 2008-October-19 17:55:21 EDT, Sunday - (1 / 0 / 5)
- Cross posted from BC - Dante on 2008-October-21 20:11:19 EDT, Tuesday - (0 / 0 / 0)
- Re: you might be a pedophile if... - Joey Bishop on 2008-October-21 16:42:44 EDT, Tuesday - (0 / 0 / 1)
  - Re: you might be a pedophile if... - Joey Bishop on 2008-October-21 16:57:08 EDT, Tuesday - (0 / 0 / 0)
- Re: you might be a pedophile if... - Sancho Panza on 2008-October-19 19:48:44 EDT, Sunday - (1 / 0 / 1)
  - Like... - Agent X-Ray on 2008-October-19 21:25:15 EDT, Sunday - (0 / 0 / 0)
Re: you might be a pedophile if... - Agent X-Ray on 2008-October-19 17:03:13 EDT, Sunday - (0 / 0 / 1)
- LOL The best one till now (NT) - Sancho Panza on 2008-October-19 19:10:55 EDT, Sunday - (1 / 0 / 0)
Re: you might be a pedophile if... - Eeyore on 2008-October-19 11:17:42 EDT, Sunday - (1 / 0 / 0)
Re: you might be a pedophile if... - Sancho Panza on 2008-October-19 09:39:10 EDT, Sunday - (1 / 0 / 0)
Re: you might be a pedophile if... - Baldy on 2008-October-19 09:15:41 EDT, Sunday - (0 / 0 / 6)
- This one's actually happened to me.. - poisontears on 2008-October-21 19:10:32 EDT, Tuesday - (0 / 0 / 0)
- Re: you might be a pedophile if... - Minstrel.. on 2008-October-20 01:01:27 EDT, Monday - (0 / 0 / 4)
  - Make that the first 30 minutes - The Phantom on 2008-October-21 00:32:49 EDT, Tuesday - (1 / 0 / 3)
    - Re: Make that the first 30 minutes - Minstrel on 2008-October-21 01:45:00 EDT, Tuesday - (0 / 0 / 2)
      - probably ''return to the blue lagoon''?? - lgsinmyheart on 2008-October-21 05:51:07 EDT, Tuesday - (0 / 0 / 1)
        
        Re: probably ''return to the blue lagoon''?? - Baldur on 2008-October-21 09:33:33 EDT, Tuesday - (0 / 0 / 0)