Re: you might be a pedophile if...

We've had a few of these before. One of mine was to the effect of:

If you watched "Blue Lagoon" and turned it off when Brooke Shields showed up on screen . . . you might just be a pedophile.

I'm trying to remember some others right now. Fairly often, as I'm going about life, something strikes me and I think of another one, but I forget them now.

If all through elementary school you never had a crush on your teacher, but did have a crush on many of your classmates . . . you might just be a pedophile.

If you've ever caught yourself thinking "That old broad ain't bad looking!" and then discovered that that "old broad" is 12 . . . you might just be a pedophile.

If your favorite places to meet girls are playgrounds . . . you might just be a pedophile.

If you and your buddies are girl-watching, and after a while you realize that your buddies are making comments about the mothers of the girls you think are hot . . . you might just be a pedophile.

If you're male and have ever attended a "boy band" concert without a female relative . . . you might just be a pedophile.

If look at a woman's face when talking to her . . . you might just be a pedophile (or gay).