Re: you might be a pedophile if...

If you're single, never married, and you have a rumpus room....

If the age of your girlfriend is the same as your shoe size...

If you work at Chuck E. Cheese and bring business there on your days off...

If your idea of a valentine is a heart inside another heart...

If your idea of a fun Saturday night is sitting in front of your computer with a drink, and an old crusty rag, typing in websites that end in 'dash-model'...

If you call up your friend and say "wanna go to the mall for some smoothies?" and he says I already have a date for tonight...