Gay jokes are old (semi-OT rant)

I was watching the William Shatner roast on Comedy Central, and almost all of the stabs were referencing to gay male sex. Andy Cock this, blowing dicks that, etc. Why is it if someone is a known or rumored homosexual then the "homo" jokes start going off the hook, whereas if someone is a known cockmeister Maxim and these other magazines devoted to increasing male stupidity give the guy mad props? I have never understood why the physical act of sex among males is so disdainful and laughable (recall my post about my first love; best experimental sex I've had), yet girl-on-girl action or at the most mundane guy-on-girl sex gets Absolut thumbs up. I tell you this I can get aroused watching Brokeback Mountain which portrayed genuine but forbidden love than watching some silcone-strippers being PAID to tongue each other.

The obvious answer is machismo. If you have a $100,000 high-octane, gas guzzling POS in which you crash into someone's poor little $14,000 car while going 220 mph snorting coke off some hot babe's boobs, you're a MAN'S MAN!! If you're a comic-book fan (I know I poke fun but I'm never serious), live at home, never been laid in more than a year, and/or are not attracted to hot babes, you're a FAG! So what? There should NEVER be determinants on status among or between genders because they have and are failing.

Now in relation to us, pedophiles get discriminated because our ideals of relationships don't fall into the machismo world order. Our attraction to LGs, in their view, is because we can't have sex or we're closet homosexuals. Me and two other guys in my outpatient therapy were always goaded into admitting that we were "gay" just because we were honest with our attraction to prepubescent males and females. Let's not forget Steve Wilkos definition of pedophiles: frequent virgins who can't get laid. Getting laid every weekend means you're a MAN. Having big muscles and beating the blood out of somebody means you're a MAN. Sexual attraction to children means you're a geek or a fag.

So where does this place me? Neither. Thanks to this board I lust only independence. Freedom to choose my sexuality, my lifestyle, and my cognitions without being categorized. I have muscles, but I'm no "badass." I have a modest income, but I save my money instead of blowing it. I have a high libido, but instead of banging chicks I rather watch LGs legally. I don't take pictures, but I do revere. And to digress to my original point, I have found some transsexuals attractive and I have known they were women with penises. I often find the merging of two genders to be one of the best forms of liberation from the status quo.

And a final point, although most of our enemies are "gay" they too are bound by oppression from this alpha male standard. Just so they don't get beat down or bullied, they lash out their frustrations against us. I have never seen them as enemies, but just scared like many people are. Which is why we should, for all our faults and disagreements, continue to be a REAL example of bravery, reason, justice, and freedom for everyone, and deflate that blown-up male standard.