Re: you might be a pedophile if...

You might be a paedophile if...

You get a job as a school caretaker just to clean the toilets.

You spend hours waiting by the door for the Girl Guides to ask for a donation.

You're single but you still vacation at Disney Land.

You don't have kids but you have a room set up like a little girl's room just in case.

You scan the TV Guide for shows about the tribes people of Africa.

You visit the beach to photograph other people's children.

You love to watch the traffic just after school lets out.

You consider spending a day at the children's paddling pool the most fun you've ever had.

You order information about family resorts but never intend travelling there.

You wonder what the 8yr old girl next door sees in the other 8yr olds on the block.

You're outraged when the girl next door stops running around her back yard naked.

You buy a Sony Playstation just so the kids on the street have a reason to come to your house.

You offer to install security cameras in the toilets of the local playgroup really cheap!

You've seen every movie the Olsen Twins have been in.

You look in the kids' video section for a good work-out tape.

You wish you had a daughter just so you could invite other children to sleep over.

When making love to your wife, you think of your kids.

You wish your wife would leave you so you could spend more time with your daughter.

You visit the beach constantly, but never go swimming.

You're single, but you joined a family nudist colony.

You're married but you like your wife to dress up as a schoolgirl

You have ever asked your wife to shave her pubic hair

You go red when someone mentions Gary Glitter and it's not because you're a secret Glam rock fan.

You go to a department store and buy a rubber duck, Bob the builder shampoo and a pack of girls panties with Barbie dolls on.

You go swimming but you wade around in the kids pool.

You go swimming and take an hour to change as you wait for Dads who bring their daughters to the mens changing rooms.

You visit your sister and while you're there you offer to bath her kids.

You used to have a stack of national geographics but you were never into geography

Your neighbours are really boring but you make friends with them because they have a lovely daughter

You offer to babysit for your neighbours on a weekend when your wife has booked to go out.

You used to buy 'Parents' magazine but you never used to read any of the articles.

When you were young and your friends were buying Penthouse, you prefered naturist magazines.

When you were young you used to scour art books for rare pictures

You can remember when the bathroom section of mail order catalogues used to feature children.