Re: you might be a pedophile if...

... if your interest in being a "boob man" begins and ends at "puffies."

... if you can't name a Pussycat Doll, but you can name the members of Smoosh!

... if you find yourself using your collegiate vocabulary to describe the "Auteur Theory" in regard to "My Neighbor Totoro."

... if you aren't interested in keeping up with "Lost" or "The Sopranos" for the sake of making "water-cooler conversation," but you can name all 3 "Jonas Brothers" in order to keep up with "drinking fountain convo."

... if your Cell Phone is a hot-pink Hello Kitty model. ( waves at LGsinmyheart.)

... if your favorite bedtime story about "Alice" involves the Rev. Dodgeson.

... if you presume that every news article which starts with the word "Pedophile" is nothing but lies from there-on, and you aren't so sure about the start either.

... if your "other car" is the school-bus, you might be a Pedophile.

Dante