Re: report, but don't ever ever view (newsclip)

no more "Things White People Like,"

Then lemme get in a quick top ten before this is official.

Things White People Like

10. Dancing like an idiot
9. believing it's illegal to write a check on Sunday [WTF?]
8. questioning Jeff Gordon's sexuality
7. calling their olive coloured '87 Dodge Colt "tight" because they put chromed hubcaps on it
6. watching something other than sitcoms
5. salt and ketchup- what other seasoning could you possibly need?
4. challenging people to online chess [err...]
3. Guitar Hero
2. being the biggest critics of athletes, all while being the least capable
1. Umm...okay, I'm drawing a blank here...

and no more "reformed Pedophiles."

Oh, wait...

1. Coming back to GC only because you don't think we can keep up with pop culture without you. ;P

Just kiddin' on that last one...if you see this, welcome back!