Oh my...

have yet to come out to her as a hebephile (I remember how nervous Nancy was about coming out to me as a lesbian). We all know that even many gays and lesbians are very anti and that it takes a special kind of open-mindedness to accept an MAA.

You need to find better homosexuals. It's doable.

Hell, better people....

Then, Jenny came out of her house, introduced me to one of her relatives, and then pointed to that pretty 13 year old girl and said, "Oh, yea, and this is my daughter..." Shit, I said to myself. Wonderful.

No kidding. Your mother-in-law already likes you. :p Most people would kill to be in that position, so... Nyah...

I felt really awful...

Well, knock it the fuck off.

I am really worried that I may lose this woman as a friend, or she may think I'm a threat of some sort to her daughter :(

Why would you... care?

Human life is worth exactly how it treats others. If either of those two are the case, it's not particularly worth continuing to be alive, let alone being a friend.

Stone, nigga. Straight-up stone queer. Try not to be so damned codependent that you let yourself get walked on...

But I think it's just awful that she happens to have a daughter that I think is very pretty

WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!

I've got an idea - why don't you kick Jenny's ass for finding your friend, Nancy, pretty. Hell, it hasn't mattered to the last bigot whether she really does or not, so it won't matter.

Maybe when you figure out how thoroughly doing that would make you an utter asshole, you'll figure out how utterly pathetic it is to engage in self-loathing just because... you're queer.

Seriously. Bah. You're a babyfag, your friend's daughter is hot, wah. Now enjoy the scenery, enjoy the company of your friend, and... fucking deal with the fact that you're queer, dude. It's cool. Ain't gotta trip out on it like that.

Now... the proper thing to do would be to have replied with "She is? Damn, dude... your daughter is hot!" Perfectly socially acceptable in this society - yes, actually, it is - and you'd get a really quick idea of this person was "anal retentive" or "average." And yes, through paradox I can't understand, that's perfectly acceptable behavior to the mainstream to the point where you can tell people who are actually prejudiced against paedophiles/hebephiles that their 12yo daughter is hot, and it's perfectly normal and polite, I don't know why. But hey... it is a compliment.

she already seems to be assuming that I'm not attracted to minors just because I come off as a good person to her.

Y'know, I read, and you've provided no evidence of any of this. Y'know what that implies? It's all in your head.

That may be a diagnostic indicator that you're creating a lot of your own problems, entirely in your head. I'd advise you to stop this.

As a side note, being able to cast one's self as "a bunch of pedophiles" is usually a sign that internal conflict due to congitive dissonace is fairly low. You're paranoid, nigga, it's a good thing.

I don't want them to think that I'm some sort of threat to Jenny's daughters or Nancy's goddaughter.

QUIT. CARING.

Seriously. I don't want people to think I stick my thumb up my butt while picking my nose and wiping it on my fellow passengers on the subway as part of my service to the ultra-secretive Jew Council(tm) which controls the government through it's mind-control sattelites... but you know what? If someone is fucking batshit insane, their problem is them, not me. It is not worth wasting time and effort to give a shit if someone is so mentally dysfunctional as to manufacture prostate-stimulated nosepicking for Jewgold out of their own mind.

If you don't waste your time with it, you will have succeeded in not being as insane as the hypothetical person you're imagining doing this. Trust me, that's a good thing.

Kick back, relax, grab some mental health and pull yourself together, man.

1. You don't need these people for shit.

2. All your problems so far are all in your head.

3. No one is going to accept you for who you are until you're at least able to manage doing it for yourself. Hurry up.

Oh, and...

4. There's nothing to worry about. Maybe they'll like you, maybe they'll hate you, news flash, it doesn't matter, there's a whole fucking world out there.

Smile. Be happy. Come out to Jenny when you inform her that her daughter and you are enjoying the hell out of a serious relationship and you need her signature for her daughter to go on birth control. She'll either flip out, or she'll sign like a mature person, but hey - it's all good. Plur.

BTW, about half of all parents would sign.