The whole point was...

To playfully slap some fear into the hoopleheads who don't know diddly about sex offenders, and not to correct misconceptions because with such inane rambling oftentimes reasoning gets drowned out. Besides if I was too specific they would have suspected me to be a possible sex offender. How could I know so much specifics about sex offenders if I wasn't one?

I tell you it feels great to pull the strings of ignorance sometimes. Like I mentioned, get the most stupidest antis a few rounds at the bar and they'll be your best fucking friend on the whole goddamn mudball in a New York minute. It's a scream!