Re: A female friend called me a pervert today :(

In a shopping mall I had one of those pushy sales girls at a kiosk trying to sell a nail and handcream set to me. I was actually working on taking up carpet that day, and my hands were a mess and my nails were disgusting. She was stunning in every way and has a sexy accent. She did end up making the sale to me. I actually ended up buying two items instead of one at the end. I talked to her and found out that she was from Israel.

Here's the trick: During the sale, she stood really close to me and was rubbing her breast on my arm.

I also have an old friend. He was approached in a restaurant by a pushy sales girl who was selling fake knock-offs of men's fragrances. While she was making her sale to him at the table, her hand was on his leg the entire time underneath the table. (Yes, we purchased something from her).

So the moral of my two stories is that (some) women will do a lot more than just unbutton their tops in order to get tips. I understand this is a trick, but there is clearly something in the brains of men that misfires or gets confused in this situation, especially if it has never happened to you before. I know this sounds crazy, but seriously. At first I knew part of her flesh was making contact with my arm, and then milliseconds later I realized it was a boob. The first thing your brain does is kind of freeze for a second. And then you go through the whole "Is she doing this on accident or on purpose?" After having realized that she was rubbing herself on purpose, I went ahead and bought something from her out of sheer pity. Seriously, I fealt so sorry for her for having to go this far to make a sale. So I bought her stuff out of feeling so bad for her.