Re: New Years Resolutions?

Things I want to do this year, in no particular order:

Learn to ride a horse.
Learn to paint.
Clean out the car. Or just get a new (or newer) one. Or stop driving.
Stop griping (to myself) about mere nuisances like dirty slush all over.
Do a backflip on a trampoline without landing on my head.
Get a new computer. Not just newer, new.
Learn a foreign language. One from a warm country.
Move to the country where it isn't a foreign language.
Get a surfboard, learn to use it.
Learn to grow (edible) mushrooms at home.
Plant flowers.
Have something else to do on the next new year's day than this.

Oh, and make enough money to pay for all of that. (As if that could happen.)