ok, so it's a joke, but a serious answer

Let me pretend to take that joke post seriously by asking a similar question:

Are you a real lover if you only want to have anything to do with the cutest, most beautiful women because they are the Sexiest Ones?

I couldn't care less about any fat, short-legged, women with buck teeth and "horsey faces"! "Dogs" do not interest me in the least, and I feel not the least bit of "love" for unattractive women. But gimme a beauty, or a "hottie", and I'm all ready to meet any desire money can buy (with some stipuations!)

Does that mean I am a "monster"?

What it means is no self-respecting woman would want to go out with you, especially not a "hottie."

It means you aren't a lover, you are a luster.