LOL. Don't know any wimmins, do ya?

Nipples do not have a mechanism to keep their fluids in.

Erm...

( Sends bad news to breast-pump industry.)

I would suggest that you might want to talk to a female at some point in your life. ( The kind which exist outside of the fictional examples you seem on such good terms with. )

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On a side note, a lactating co-worker of mine was talking about how her milk let-down when a hunky man walked in the room; when she noticed that discussing its letting-down led to that very phenomenon.

I proposed that we play practical jokes on her by working the phrase into regular conversations.

"You know, the recent Wolverine movie was dissapointing. I felt so LET DOWN."

( Watch it start to flow.)

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Dante's facination with the pregnant body leads to some knowledge on the topic of human lactation.

Dante