Suggestions right off the top

10) Love doesn't hurt people. People hurt people. People are people.

9) If I had a dollar for every time you mentioned you're a hebephile...we get it already!

8) Comparisons to the past lives of a selected few people discounts the experiences of the many.

7) Longing for love is not the same as longing for someone to emotionally handcuff yourself to.

6) Loneliness can be one of the greatest self-gifts there is.

5) If you're going to be temperamental, be prepared for a lifetime of loneliness.

4) Immaturity is ageist. Shame on you!

3) Let love wait. Your dick and emotions will still be the same size even in old age.

2) Speculation causes depression. Big time.

1) One word for overall improvement - P90X.