Re: Risky places you've had sex (OT)

I was in the army, just before I was send abroad. The village where we stayed organized a party and even provided female company.

Got hooked up with a small chubby girl, she was a nurse at the nearby hospital, and we started drinking too many beers.

She told me she was lesbian, but had a secret wish to make out with a male.
Who was I to deny her this wish ?

So we went out to the nearby square in the center of the village and started our mating ritual against the back of a large tree.

Suddenly some moron at the other end of the square started his car and illuminated us with high beam after he saw us.

We pulled up our pants and went back, the job was never finished but at least she got an idea..