To continue SM's post, I'll add this:

The title of his post was
"things you'd never hear a pedo say"
I think we should try a bit harder and take this a bit more serious. I think it's a great educational lesson for every pedo, if we do. Just picture manly men (beer-chuggin football-game-watchin nascar-race-watchin lugheads, etc.).
Most people who replied to the original post, mentioned things that they simply would never say. But is this version, Let's mention things that non's or anti's WOULD say, but which we never would.
For example (and let this start it off).

"Nice Rack!"

Do you think a pedo would ever say such a thing? I know I couldn't. Just ain't in me. What about any of y'all?