Greetings, Earthlings. Me and my people have

Me and my people have found "pedophiles" (as you're called) to be the most interesting of all Earthlings (the most truly human, in fact). We've been dwelling here on this sattelite (Sputnik) ever since 1999, sitting back and just observing things. Did you even realize, despite what you may have heard, that the Sputnik is still in orbit and has been built on (expanded), over the years and even equipped with cloking device to hide from your planets' maniacal governments (we hijacked this sattelite long ago, and you've been lied to - no surprise - by your governments as to what has become of it). We are from a neighboring galaxy of yours. And like I said, We cannot understand why your so many humans like to create scapegoats. We, The Last of the Brunnin G, have been dwelling both on this sattelite and on the opposite side of your moon ever since "His Divine Shadow" Destroyed our planet thousands of your years ago. We look very much like you earthlings. We too are humanoid (most are, here in The Dark Zone). It has been rumored that the major governments of your planet are serving the interests of His Divine Shadow, and are members of The Divine Order. His Shadow succeeded in destroying our home planet, but we will defeat him before too long. We are sure of this. That is why we are here, and even why we now chose to become part of your forum. We are friends of all "pedophiles" and will one day find a way to cure the genes in humanity that cuase Earthlings to take amusement in creating scapegoats. We are happy to become part of this forum, and exchange thoughts. We hope we are welcome.

Over and out. (as they use to say here on Sputnik)