| ...as long as you fully pledge yourself to Satan and to fight against all good guys like Chris Hansen, who we defeated by the way when we sent one of our evil minions to kill himself in order to frame the show and get it taken off the air. But if you ever look at a picture of Hansen you can see the halo beaming around his head and his eyes are just so filled with goodness and sincerity, I mean it just makes me sick. But do not worry, because evil will prevail. Our evil plans will not be defeated. |