You just described the hetero lifestyle

yeah, just like you, heteros dream about those perfect body girls that they see in porno movies, table dancing, female artist, etc. and what they do? they can't have them so the only thing they can do is have sex with their fat, ugly wives. so don't worry LOD you are not alone at all. by the way, what happened to that sigpic of yours with the girl with the pants? I consider that sigpic one of the best here in GC, the other being alice riding a dragon-like animal from gatekeeper.