Well actually

(And let me first say that I get your pun here)

But there is in fact something called Sexanon, which actually does welcome pedo's despite the unfortunate fact that they basically see pedoness as a sex disorder.

So then: It's "Give us Narcanon, Alanon, and Sexanon!", for all those political leaders who need to convince the public they are reformed. Although I'm sure we're not culturally at the point where a politician eg. can keep his job if it has become known he is or ever was a pedo (as opposed to being a drugger or drinker), even if he admits and shows proof that he is attending sexanon meetings. But maybe one day our culture will accept and forgive such a person and let him keep his job.