Credit Card!

Have you ever been credit carded? No, it's not like getting carded for your age at a club. Before this week I didn't know what getting credit carded was, but then it happened to me. Standing around in the company of this cute preteen I know. She's one of the girls who months ago made a boob, penis, and a turd out of modeling clay when I was supervising her and another girl.

We were spending some time together. Playful banter between us. I was teasing her, she was teasing me. Suddenly, I feel this tickling sensation in the slot between my rear cheeks. Fully clothed of course. I jump slightly. I hear her say 'Credit Card!'

I learned that credit carding someone means you take the four fingers of your hand, held straight and firm. You 'swipe' them through the crack in someones butt. Saying 'Credit Card!' as you do it is important.

Then she tells me there's a version of it you can only do to girls. It's called 'Pee Card'. I'm sure you know where the fingers get swiped for a 'Pee Card'