The standard welcome message to the newbies begins this way, though there are of course some variations.

Welcome to GirlChat!

Please read the FAQ and the Posting Rules, and the ⛓️‍💥[Removed].
You will also want to read this post about ⛓️‍💥[Removed].

Then there is some other text, like this excerpt from Sheepy's message:

"You listen, assimilate new information, adapt, and regrow your old perceptions into renewed ideas as a person who not only has insight; you utilize your new insights to your credit and everyone's benefit."

So far, so good. However, I still feel that something is missing. The welcome message still sounds a little formal. :( That's why I have struggled to find ways to make it more lively.

And this is my suggestion: could the standard welcome message be changed so that this ⛓️‍💥[Removed] link would automatically be attached to its end?