Cute 8-year-old realizes how much better she is

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Cute 8-year-old realizes how much better she is

Posted by Alex Asimov on 2011-November-05 19:25:31 EDT, Saturday

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WINNEMUCCA, NVEight-year-old Ella Neumark said Saturday that in recent weeks she has become increasingly aware of how her adorable physical characteristics make her superior to unattractive girls.

Ella told reporters she has only lately begun to appreciate how her wide, expressive eyes, shiny blond hair, and flawlessly straight teeth cause her to be a far more worthy human being than her less appealing peers.

"I never really noticed it before, but my prettiness makes me better than every girl who isn't as pretty as me," Ella said. "The face I have means I deserve more attention than anyone whose face isn't as good."

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She *is* very cute.

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Every girl has her charms - sure_as_elle on 2011-November-07 12:12:37 EST, Monday - (1 / 0 / 2)
- Clarification - sure_as_elle on 2011-November-07 12:16:36 EST, Monday - (1 / 0 / 1)
  - Boooo! - LOD on 2011-November-07 02:09:45 EST, Monday - (1 / 0 / 0)
That attitude makes her very repulsive for me. - griffith on 2011-November-07 03:49:11 EST, Monday - (1 / 0 / 2)
- She is a Princess you fool! - LOD on 2011-November-07 04:24:54 EST, Monday - (0 / 0 / 1)
  - As for American girls... - griffith on 2011-November-07 04:43:35 EST, Monday - (1 / 0 / 0)
Awesome!! nt - qtns2di4 on 2011-November-06 19:57:42 EST, Sunday - (1 / 0 / 0)
Recalling a less cute girl - kratt on 2011-November-06 15:22:04 EST, Sunday - (0 / 0 / 2)
- Re: Recalling a less cute girl - Moony on 2011-November-06 15:25:43 EST, Sunday - (1 / 0 / 1)
  - Re: Recalling a less cute girl - redcocoa101 on 2011-November-09 12:53:07 EST, Wednesday - (1 / 0 / 0)
She is a princess!!! - LOD on 2011-November-06 05:10:15 EST, Sunday - (1 / 0 / 0)
The mobile version shows her legs more - Hypersonic on 2011-November-06 02:30:41 EST, Sunday - (1 / 0 / 3)
- Thanks! - LOD on 2011-November-06 05:33:13 EST, Sunday - (1 / 0 / 1)
  - Me too! haha! nt - Hypersonic on 2011-November-06 06:28:51 EST, Sunday - (1 / 0 / 0)
- YYYUUUMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sexy Legs! - nt - AK47 on 2011-November-06 02:38:15 EST, Sunday - (1 / 0 / 0)
What a sexy little princess! - Hypersonic on 2011-November-06 01:25:36 EDT, Sunday - (1 / 0 / 4)
- I agree! - LOD on 2011-November-06 05:24:20 EST, Sunday - (1 / 0 / 2)
  - Re: I agree! - Hypersonic on 2011-November-06 23:20:46 EST, Sunday - (1 / 0 / 1)
    - Exactly - LOD on 2011-November-07 02:04:44 EST, Monday - (0 / 0 / 0)
- You know what? - AK47 on 2011-November-06 02:13:52 EST, Sunday - (1 / 0 / 0)
What colour? - kratt on 2011-November-05 23:21:15 EDT, Saturday - (0 / 0 / 0)
Re: Cute 8-year-old realizes how much better she is - Cor on 2011-November-05 23:14:38 EDT, Saturday - (1 / 0 / 0)
Re: Cute 8-year-old realizes how much better she is - Moony on 2011-November-05 21:46:03 EDT, Saturday - (1 / 0 / 4)
- But she's right - LOD on 2011-November-06 05:31:15 EST, Sunday - (1 / 0 / 3)
  - If she kept her mouth shut, yes - Moony on 2011-November-06 15:09:00 EST, Sunday - (1 / 0 / 2)
    - in that case - LOD on 2011-November-06 23:23:07 EST, Sunday - (0 / 0 / 1)
      - Hah! - Moony on 2011-November-07 03:07:48 EST, Monday - (1 / 0 / 0)
Cute on the outside... - AK47 on 2011-November-05 20:44:45 EDT, Saturday - (1 / 0 / 2)
- The satire is nealy always true. - Hierophant on 2011-November-05 21:43:41 EDT, Saturday - (1 / 0 / 1)
  - It is. I LOVE the Onion! haha - nt - AK47 on 2011-November-05 23:45:55 EDT, Saturday - (1 / 0 / 0)