Love the photo illustrating the piece.

There I am, in my empty boardroom several hours before the shareholders meeting is due to start.

I open up my laptop and start searching; while pulling my baseball cap over my brows in case I'm recognized by any early-arriving temps.

When what do my eyes behold but a picture of some blue-on-white leopard-print pattern. I zoom in for greater detail on the abstract pattern while fantasizing about it as a fabric-pattern draping an LG.

* whew *

Are there any houndstooth or polka-dot images uploaded to the net?

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Lil' Grundoon