Let me be real here

I don't ever mean to insult or be an asshole to people, so when guys take my jabs the wrong way I just ignore it or fire back. People still need to smile with a mouth full of shit, or else the flies will really get on you good.

With that said, only apologize if you absolutely mean it. I know MAJOR assholes that would step on their own mother to pick up a dollar without a tinge of compassion, and I work with them everyday. I have befriended people who may be sweethearts when you meet them, but millions of people want them deader than fried fish because they have demons inside of them that they often can't control. I'm talking about those that have stepped so far over the line that even touching children cannot satisfy their urges.

Yet one thing that I HAD to learn is that words are nothing but noise which we choose to filter. People can't take jabs of humor? Screw them - myself included. If people choose to ignore my teasing, I don't give a ruck. Being serious and emotional is too depressing, and life is too short and fragile for ANYONE to lose their sanity and health over a few shoots of bull.

Ride free dude.