I finally understand

To a Pretty Little Girl, I am her supersymmetric partner (see link below). Yes, I am half a spin off yet we still combine quite well.

If you read the article, you will have encountered the "God Particle" theory. However, I know for a fact that there is no "God Particle". I know because I found it in between my teeth after I ate at Burger King last week. I got a toothpick and proceeded to remove said particle. Today, it no longer exists. However, there has been speculation that a replacement particle, of opposite charge, has arisen. It is called the "Satan Particle". As you can see, modern day physics is going to hell.