As Alex Asimov pointed out below, that is not the way we use the definition here; our usage harkens back to the original clinical definition of pedophilia, before it got "butchered beyond repair" (as Alex put it) by incessant and irresponsible media usage. Many adults who interact sexually with children do not have the characteristic emotional and social aspects of the genuine pedophile attraction base, so referring to any type of raw sexual contact between adults and children as "pedophilia" is simply a form of dirty pool by the media, to imply to readers that there is a connection between the typical MAA attraction base and abusive behavior towards minors.

As for Hyper-dude? I simply think it has a nice ring to it :-)