Re: *Sighs* I try to be dude

I had gotten disgustipated one day about something and thought to myself:

I should get my self fired from my job for too many sick days (a valid reason to get on unemployment.) Then, I'd "try" to get a job but somehow manage to let them know about my prison history. Then, they would refuse to hire me and I could show the welfare department that I am unemployable. Then I could sit back, watch movies, eat good food, lounge around, and have my rent and food bills paid for. I could do that permanently.

But, alas, I have not executed this plan. I am married and have a responsibility to my beautiful wife.

Oh, well.... dream on....