Dinner with LGF's mom

I posted about this TV commercial 8 months ago here and on BC. I was fascinated by it, and I didn't understand why at first. But then it became obvious. It was so reminiscent of the way my LGF's mothers would talk to me.

I mean ... I'm totally in love with a girl, I go to her house every day, I sleep over her house every weekend and wind up in her bed or together with her on the couch every morning. Her mom has never known me to have an adult girlfriend ever. I talk about her all the time and spend every possible moment with her. I am totally in love with her and she is the center of my universe. How could it possibly be more obvious?

Yet LGF's mom says pedophiles are the scum of the earth. But she is happy to have me around and thinks I'm good for her daughter and, oh, would you mind giving her a bath and tucking her in tonight? No problem, Mom. I would be very happy to.