The Amazing Atheist (TJ) gives me advice on paedo-

-philia.

He has this ask TJ for bad advice email now. So I sent him this:

"From Rob,

I am in love with a girl. So strongly in love. I would do anything for her. I just want to be with her and to make her happy. Problem is, I am 20 and she is 7. TJ WHAT DO?

With Love, No this isn't a joke but I eagerly await your amusing answer."

He responded with:

"Get her some candy. Chicks that age dig candy."

Haha! TJ ain't so bad after all! Great advice but she already likes me! So I responded with this:

"Bwahaha good one but it isn't getting her to like me that is the problem. She already likes me. I tutor her bi-weekly. We cuddle and play games and talk and stuff. Haven't broke the law or anything, mind you. I guess I am asking... What do in this society that wants to tell me I wish her nothing but harm and pain? Sure I want to play with her...in that way.. but only to make her feel good. Not that I'd do it of course. Not when it'd tear us apart. I guess I'll just wait till she gets older and let her move on. No need to be a jealous controlling paedo! Candy though... she does love candy. Snickers to be specific."

I don't know if he will answer my second email because it is kind of long but if he does I will post it here!