Many girl lovers are very fat.

After I surfaced from undercover assignment in the mob, I testified against Joey [Massino] in court. One day, at the trial, he said to me, "Hey, Donnie, who's gonna play me in the movie?" I said, "Joey, we're having a problem. We can't find an actor fat enough." But Joey had the last laugh. He was acquitted and went on to become boss of the Bonnano Crime Family.

[Joe Pistone ("Donnie Brasco")]