Okay, but...

"There are many "downs" to living as adults in our current society, too: obnoxious bosses, jaded women who have largely lost the zest for life, bills, and the detrimental effects of middle and old age."

There we go with the labels again. You'd be surprised as to how most adults live under the surface, and above ground. Again, there is more freedom than you think exists and more secrets that no one knows about.

"As an example, if I could become a teen again, I could return to the martial arts, and be able to better defend myself against bullies."

No guarantee that you'd beat everyone. And why risk education over being some dumbass badass that winds up getting kicked out of school for fighting too much and goes to YA to end being some gangbangers bitch or get stabbed to death or hanging yourself in prison?

Been there, seen that, you DO NOT want.

"It's the same with age dysphoria, particularly taftohebephilia."

Uh, what?

"If all of your disagreements with me were made in the manner of this post, we would have had far less disputes, both today and in the past."

You take every disagreement as a personal attack. Not good.

Want some real attacks? Go to SA (Sexaholics Anonymous) meetings to try to convince everyone in there about the different labels of attraction as you mentioned. If you can convince those guys, then you've made real progress outside of this little community. Go to it.