The Spoon and the DNA (GM from the Clinton era)

I have some experiences with plastic spoons.

I still have a plastic spoon. It's green.

V gave it to me 14 years and 2 months ago (yes, I know the precise date though I will not reveal it), after she had used it, and cleaned it in her mouth.

Yes, I keep it because it was in her mouth. Sue me.

If the spoon was forensically examined, it's possible, even likely, that you could find her DNA there, from the epithelial cells that could have stuck to it.

That does not mean that either she or I used it for a crime or in an intentionally sexual way.