"Her age?" Ah, a minor.

Well, my little cousin is all for criminalizing Heterosexuality.

His words? "Girls have cooties and kissing is gross."

When asked if he'd change his mind on this, he said, "Never, ever."

Surveys of other bhoys his age reveal that they also want to prevent sexuality in their future selves, so the legislature has a clear mandate to protect the Nation's youth from the ravages of "cooties."

Lil' Grundoon