CHECK YOUR PEDOPHILE PRIVILEGE!

No, but seriously, you have a certain charm that attracts little girls to you, and with great power comes great responsibility. You are the shepherd to these sexy sheep, and you must herd them through the pitfalls that the adult world sets before them so that they can one day look back and say, "I knew he was a pedophile, and I loved him" to all the Doubting Debbies who still say we're monsters.

You are the future, and we must all fight for it.