I wish I had your 'problem' buddy. I would love to have 50 little girls want me. Seriously. I could handle it. I've never even met one.

It's a lousy job but hey, somebody's gotta do it, eh?

how to deal with the western world's oversexualized kids when your a child lover who only wants to stay in good standing with this messed up condition we call modern society.

Just how strong does a man have to be?