I have never had a peter-meter test. But given a picture of a nude little girl, there would not be a rise in the meter: many of the regular posters here probably know that I don't get an erection that way. Yet, I am one of us. How would the shrinks and peter-meter maids respond to my lack of response? Would they, for example, declare me not to be attracted to children?

See? Modern psychology is [edited because my opinion would be very offensive to delicate eyes.]

I cannot be categorized. I am unique. I am a Gimwinkle.