How many of us would gay-up and give a fat hairy bear (hirsute gay man) a rimjob?

Two possible answers:

1) HELL NAW!

2) Beats me because the population is too variable in its sexuality, thus a third - and the most inherent - answer:

3) Who really cares so long as someone got my bills paid.

That's the jist of it. Internet pron ain't but a way for people to get their rocks off after a day of disappointments, disrespect, and/or drudgery at work in order to smell the shit and coffee of another day. Thus regardless of your flavor - chocolate, vanilla, or homemade - NOBODY should piss in your ice cream, which all people have the right to make merry with.

Ain't nobody's beeswax but thine own ; )