Then I declare win anyway.

The point is that being Omar Borkan is not the only way to a LG's pants. So even pedos who are less attractive, and even outright unattractive, still stand a chance. Hotness isn't the only thing that LG's (as anyone else) look for in a partner. Even if it is usually welcome. And any of those non-physical factors can eventually trump hotness. Maybe not to an extreme degree (say, straightening gays) but to some degree they can. Boy band members are usually hotter than rock band members and yet rockers have more underage dates... In the same way, if Berlusconi scored minors because of his power rather than his physique, all it means is that physique is not as all-important as you are saying - at least not for every girl.

[Further not everyone considers the same things to be hot. The attractiveness of different body types {skinny/muscular/fat, and tall/short} and races is notoriosly divergent from person to person. But I know that you are speaking of a lowest common denominator, and will accept the argument as presented]