Tell her she's right and they have technology which allows them to track little girls using the static electricity from their underwear and nightwear but don't worry, you'll stay with them and remove all clothing that the nasty prowling pedophiles could zone in on.

Just kidding of course. I like to think she represents a tiny tiny minority of people along with those who think we're governed by lizard men but I'd be interested to know how wide these crazy believes go.