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Re: Well I know for sure Santa exists

Posted by Lil'Grundoon on Thursday, December 04 2014 at 10:18:55PM
In reply to Well I know for sure Santa exists posted by Hajduk on Wednesday, December 03 2014 at 08:20:17AM

You claim that those are NORAD installations tracking Santa.

Actually they're HAARP installations doing mind-control on children to induce visions of sugarplums and other hallucinations.

OTOH I have it on good authority that all the supposed evidence of expeditions to a Santa-free North Pole were fakes done on a Hollywood soundstage. And that arial reconnaissance footage of Area 25 reveals elf toy assembly buildings, reindeer paddocks, and a launch-complex laid out with tinsel and colored lights.

Meanwhile the Dutch are issuing an arrest warrant to seize and try Zwarte Piet in the Hague. But will FOX News include this in their "War on Christmas" coverage? I think not.

Lil' Grundoon

Lil'Grundoon





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