"Children should not be introduced to sexuality before puberty."

And yet they seem to discover it in the womb.

What to do?

We could always take a leaf from the Tom Cruise playbook and use ultrasound to ensure that the foetus has no privacy. And when we see a male getting a stiffie in utero we could always pipe-in some mood killing music. ( Just about anything involving an accordion should do. )

Yours in erasing childhood sexuality.

;p

Lil' Grundoon